"Yo, I got this awesome story about sealions. You know how sometimes wolves will raise humans as one of their own? Well-"
"Wait. Don't tell me. The wolves adopted sealions."
"No. But the very image of that kind of blew my mind."
"What would you even do if you were just out chillin' in the forest...and then you see a pack of sealions goin' about?"
"I'd wonder who slipped what in my drink."
"I wonder what if feels like to throw up as a giraffe."
"How long do you think it takes for it to travel back up the neck?"
"The world may never know, like tootsie roll pops."
