This is the first time I ever came home to an empty house.

"I don't understand my dad.  We both watch the same movies and bond while watching them, but we differ in that he likes the angry Hulk.  I don't.  I just don't get it."
"I don't understand my dad because he has a heavy accent."

When people listen to what I say I feel flattered and somewhat worried at the same time.

"Where did the phrase "it's no biggie" come from?  Was someone just in disagreement with Biggie and was all "It's NO, Biggie!"  Was that why he was shot?  Was he shot over that disagreement?  Do we say "it's no biggie" as homage to him?   Or do we say it to let th-"
"I'm pretty sure it just stems from "It's nothing major, nothing big."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"...I like my version better."

"I beat portal the other day."
"ice...fdjsk...nice*"
"Well, ice is cool.  Soo...I guess that makes sense.  I'm going to purposefully try to say ice instead of nice or cool from now on."