But I really don't think he envisioned Sisyphus doing a hand stand, grappling with the boulder via his feet.

I just realized that Tony of Frosted Flakes is a bipedal tiger that's as ripped as the Hulk. Holy shit.

My dad sent me a message with a picture of an english bulldog and text reading "CHEESESTEAK."

I can't make a connection between the two. At all.

"I drove off a highway, crashed, and got off without a scratch.  Explain that."
"Well.  I once had an itch and I scratched it.  I got off without a scratch.  Explain that."

...with 1006 pandas and one donkey?